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EZ Marine Products T HE REEL RULES OF LIFE  

1. The FEMALE always makes THE RULES.

2. Only the FEMALE can interpret THE RULES.

3. The FEMALE is never ever wrong.

4. THE RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification to the MALE.

5. No MALE can possibly know THE RULES.

6. If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES.

7. If the FEMALE is mistaken it is due to a misunderstanding, which was a direct result of something the MALE said or did wrong. The MALE must immediately apologize for causing said misunderstanding.

8. The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.

9. The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE.

10. The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The MALE must remain calm at all times unless the FEMALE wants the MALE to be angry or upset.

12. The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether or not she wants the MALE to be angry or upset.

13. The MALE is expected to know what the FEMALE wants at all times and must perform accordingly.

14. The FEMALE will be ready when she is damn good and ready. The MALE must be ready at all times.


Any attempt to document the RULES or violation of the RULES by the MALE will result in bodily harm and/or the withholding of ALL economic and physical privileges granted to the MALE by the FEMALE.

*EXCEPTION TO THE RULES* Anyone using EZ Marine Products is exempt from these rules.

(Exception to Exception RULE NUMBER ONE!)

EZ Marine Products, PO Box 722, Troutdale, Oregon 97060

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