THE REEL RULES. By EZ Marine Products

1.    The FEMALE always makes the rules.

2.   Only the FEMALE can intrepid THE RULES. 

3.   The FEMALE is never wrong.

4.   THE RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification of the MALE.

5.   No MALE can possibly know THE RULES

6.   If the FEMALE suspect the MALE knows THE RULES, she must immediately change THE RULES.

7.   If the FEMALE is mistaken it is due to a misunderstanding, which was the result of something the MALE said or did wrong. The MALE must immediately apologize for causing said misunderstanding.

8.  The FEMALE may change her mind at any time. 

9.  The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE.

10.   The FEMALE has the right to be angry or upset at any time.

11.   The MALE must remain calm at all times unless the FEMALE wants the MALE to be angry or upset.

12.The FEMALE must under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether she wants the MALE to be angry or upset.  

13.The MALE is expected to be know what the FEMALE wants at all times and performs accordingly.

14.The FEMALE will be ready when she is dame good and ready and the MALE must be ready at all times.

************ PENALTY FOR VIOLATION OF THE RULES. ***********

Any attempt to document THE RULES. or ANY violations of THE RULES by the MALE will result in the withholding of ALL economic and physical privileges granted to the MALE by the FEMALE.

**EXCEPTION TO THE RULES**

Any MALE using EZ Marine Products 

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